We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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