How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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