"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
