Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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