I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just pee around me
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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