I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
