I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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