Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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