this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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