STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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