New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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