I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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