Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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