Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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