life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
pop tarts are not kleenex
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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