You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
