Welp...herpes.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The adults are the big ones right?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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