I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
And then my night got REAL pukey
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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