The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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