I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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