I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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