So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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