big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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