you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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