I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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