yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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