She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
