3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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