why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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