No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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