I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
