# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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