Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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