Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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