i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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