We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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