they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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