i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
