Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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