The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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