Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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