its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
high people should be assigned attendants
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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