You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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