And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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