Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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