...so i touched it.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
