she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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