there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Two words: nipple clamps
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