after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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