Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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