if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I FOUND THE LEGS
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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