i'm lost and i look like a hooker
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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